So I’m guessing you already get the gist of today’s post. Every
day I walk out of the station and there it is (Greggs). It is placed so eloquently
outside the bus station, how can I say no? But today I have started my diet (I
know I say that every day, but today I really have), so I wasn’t about to let
Greggs’ delicious sweet bakery ruin it for me! I got off the bus and exited the
bus station, taking long brisk strides with my strong willed mind pushing forwards.
My legs of course began to disobey my direct order and started walking towards
the bakery (No, No, No). I tried to take control of my legs with my focused
mind, but it was as if I were possessed (I was powerless). There was no
stopping them, as much as I tried to walk past Greggs, my legs had taken a detour
and I was now planted in the bakery and being asked what I wanted. I replied ‘the
usual please’ (Yes the f***ing usual!). The lady knew exactly what I was
talking about (shock horror) and said that they had almost run out of the ice doughnuts
but she had saved one for me as she knew I would be in to get one. She then put
it in a bag and made my latte (Yes that’s right, even the Greggs workers know I
have no will power!). I am such a regular I may as well start getting discount
vouchers. I felt like a golden customer! (This was not good). But then again
they should commend my loyalty! I left the bakery with half a doughnut sticking
out of my mouth, as a lady in jogging gear with toned arms and a perked bum
walked past looking at me in disgust. (How dare she look at me like that, as whose
fault is this really? Was it me the innocent bystander who happened to get drawn
in to their excellent location and yummy cakes? Or was it Greggs and their
knowing of my lack of willpower and ridiculous sweet tooth? (Exactly) There is
no moral to this story; I just wanted to let you know I still haven’t started
this stupid diet!
Chatty Yaz (Women’s Worries)
Xx
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