So It was a hot day and I wanted to be like everyone else and wear some cutsie shorts(Why not eh?). I understand I have big legs so it doesn't look the greatest, but today who really cares? I cut up a baggy pair of trousers and folded them up at ends. (Problem number one in the summer, I end up cutting up all my jeans and having nothing left to wear in the winter!) Walking down the street wearing my new lovely shorts, I suddenly felt them riding up my bum. I discretely rugged them down and thought nothing of it (but that wasn't the end of it!). My bum was hungry and wasn't letting go of this one. I began to tug hard at my shorts and was beginning to get some very strange looks (you can imagine why). I pulled again at my shorts and my nails went straight through the material, so now I had a hole right in the bum area (great that's all I needed). I guess that teaches me for having long sharp nails! I had no time to go home, so there was nothing else for it. I ducked and dived behind a garden wall, whipped off my short and put on the spare pair of leggings in my bag (that's right I take a spare part of leggings with me now!) Half way through stripping off I noticed a little old lady looking through her window directly at me, with a smirk on her face (mortified). I straightened myself up and strutted off down the road (I'm sure I'm not the first lady shes seen stripping off in broad daylight, right?). I looked down at my leggings proud of my brilliance. Looking closer at them I noticed it was my crappy Primark leggings, and you could pretty much see my underwear through them anyway (sod it). Today I give up! Will there ever be a day that goes right for me?
Chatty Yaz (Mortified Memories)
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