Plan A or Plan B?

So what is the sitting protocol for wearing a short flowing skirt these days? When you sit down, do you A) place your skirt neatly around your legs, exposing you naked thighs to your seat or B) Try and sweep the skirt under your thighs as it bunches up under your legs. Well today I tried both, and neither seemed to work out well for me. Sat on the bus I spread my lovely cream skirt around the top of my legs and decided not to sit directly on it. Little did I know someone was about to sit next to me straight on to my skirt. I tried quickly moving my skirt from the offending sitter, but my reaction time was too slow (flip). I was now stuck. All I could do was hope and pray he would get off the bus before me. I sat and waited. I saw my bus stop coming up, and he wasn’t budging in the slightest. I guess you could say I started to panic a little. In a hurried state I hoisted myself from my seat a bit too quick, where my skirt stretch downwards and the quickly pinged itself upwards revealing my little light pink thong(I don’t know what was worse, my exposed crotch or his horrified face). Red faced I patted my skirt down and made my exit from the bus. Option A was a bad idea, so I decided option B was going to be today’s choice. It was lunchtime and it was 22 degrees outside, so I decided to go out for lunch. I found a bench on a field and sat down to eat me lunch, scooping my skirt neatly under my legs (as I didn't want a repeat of the bus incident). By the time I had finished my lunch, the sun was so hot I felt as if I was slowly melting. I got up from the bench, moving my hand under my legs along with the skirt to make sure it didn't get tucked up in my underwear (knowing my luck that would happen). As I grabbed my skirt I felt a warm damp material, I realised the scorching sun had made a sweat patch on my bum! I swiveled my head around to see a small, but noticeable damp blotch on my cream skirt (shit it looks like I've wet myself)! I scramble for my bag and press it against my bum. Plan B had not gone to plan! As I walked back to my office I held my bag close to my bum. Let’s just say I got some strange looks.