So my sister invited me to a Butlins Adult Weekend! She told me they were wild, fun and that we just had to go. But of course being a woman my first thoughts were ‘OMG, what am I going to wear!?’ Discussing this with my sister, she told me she was going as a Baywatch babe (Brave). So my competitive alter ego just had to go that one step further! Yes I scoured the internet for some Kylie Minogue gold hot pants! Yes I am a size 14 and no one above a size 10 should be seen dead in a pair of cheeky peaks, yet I was an optimist! To my calculations I figured that in three weeks I could easily drop two dress sizes (even though I found it hard to drop one dress size in a year!). Just thought I would also let you know, I have half a week left and I've gained 3 pounds.The funny thing was, that wasn't the worse of it! The gold hot pants came today in the post, and resemble shorts that could only be described as a paper thin metallic polishing cloth (yes they were tiny and literally made of paper!). I took one look and laughed, as did the rest of my work colleagues. Somehow I don’t think I will be wearing them! Kylie would be ashamed.
Chatty Yaz (Real Talk)
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