I Guess One Binge Won't Hurt...

So it’s now day two of my healthy eating. With dedication running through my veins, I strutted to work. I loaded energising music in my ears and downed my dodgy green diet shake in one. I felt as if I could conquer the world...until lunchtime came. So I looked at my lunch fund (Damn only £10 left to last me a week) and I began mulling it over in my mind (should I spend £2 a day or spend it all now on one big lunch?). 

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I walked out of Burger King with 4 Whopper burgers in my takeaway bag worth exactly £10 ((Bargain!)For those who don't know, The Whopper is the King of the Day on Wednesdays). So I sat at my desk and stuffed my way through mayo, gherkin and beefy goodness. I couldn't have possible been happier, until I finished. I looked at mountain of Burger King wrappers, and instead of feeling guilty and shit, pride welled up inside. To be honest it was hard not to be impressed (Come on, 4 Whoppers!). Only problem was my stomach had bloated to the size of a football and it had become hard to conceal (damn that greasy food to hell). I've never in my life wanted people to assume I was eating for two, but as I walked home I cradled my tummy like an expecting mother, in shear hope that people would think I was pregnant! I kid you not it honestly looked as if I was carrying twins. Tomorrow surely must be better for my diet...Let's hope!

Chatty Yaz (Women's Worries)

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