So my day begins at the early rise of 6.50AM. I get dressed, brush my teeth & hair (obviously not with the same brush) and then attempt doing my makeup. I say attempt as makeup, early mornings and I just don’t usually mix (seriously it’s a disaster waiting to happen). To my surprise it turns out pretty good (which is a miracle in my eyes). But I make the stupid mistake of putting on bright red lipstick (because it matches my top), and immediately regret it, as I really want to eat that yummy chocolate brioche in my bag. So the challenge for today was to eat my brioche and not screw up my lipstick. Piece of cake, or so I thought! So I walk down the street breaking off pieces of chocolaty bread, while chewing on it like a goat (attractive). I really should just accept red lipstick is for films and celebrities, because in the space of an hour I’d managed to make myself a paranoid wreck, checking every mirror in a 10ft radius every second to make sure my lipstick hadn't smudged. By the time I had made it to work my lipstick looked more like a dodgy pink, there was chocolate stuck in my teeth and crumbs all down my top. Ladies please just save yourselves the drama and go for a pale pink instead, oh and while you are at it don't eat when walking to work either (Messy)! Actually just stay away from bread all together!!
Chatty Yaz (Real Talk)
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